nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

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thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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YOU:

WILL:

REMEMBER:

ME

FOR

CENTURIES